Help — questions, answered eventually
Frequently asked,lazily answered.
Do I have to?
No.
When is the next drop?
There isn't one. There wasn't a last one either. The shop is just open.
Can I return them?
Sure, whenever you get up.
What size should I get?
Yours. Whatever you'd normally pick. If in doubt, go up one and call it roomy.
How long does shipping take?
Nothing ships, so technically it's the fastest delivery we've ever done.
Is this real?
No. It's a demo for a website studio. Sloffa is made up, the shoes are made up, and nothing here is for sale.