Unlimited — however many
Rel. whenever
SLOFFASloffa. Don't do it.
SLOFFAzzz — Don't do it.
The Lounger · 1 pair
Do not disturb
SLOFFA
zzz — The Lounger
Size: yours · Unisex-ish
Run your cursor over the box (or don't)
Sloffa Industries — always restocked. Probably.
02 — The Lounger, model no. zzz
Built for doingnothing.
Cut whenever. As many pairs as you like, in any colour. Then we lie down.
3.5 — Assembled, eventually
Three parts oftech. Loosely.
PillowFoam01
It's foam.
It's soft. That's the tech.
Sofa Quilt02
We copied a cushion.
It worked.
Fleece Collar03
Ankle nap.
Feels like a nap for your ankle.
Assembled. eventually.
zzz
03 — The unboxing (eventually)
The Lounger — 'Oat / Lilac'
First colourway. Not the last. We're not like that.
04 — A statement, if we must
This is not a drop.
It's more of a gentle lean.
We made as many as you want.
When they sell out,
we make more. Probably Tuesday.
(could be Wednesday)
Always in stock · No rush · Unlimited — whatever · Release: whenever · Sloffa zzz ·
Always in stock · No rush · Unlimited — whatever · Release: whenever · Sloffa zzz ·
05 — Colourway 01/∞
Any colour.Whatever.
fetching the shoe… slowly
3D is having a lie-down. Here's a photo.
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$89or whatever's down the back of the sofa
06 — What's in the box
Everything exceptthe hard part.
Box — included
Shoes — included
Item 03
Effort.Notincluded.
we looked. twice. well, once.
07 — The composition
Designed in one afternoon. Nap included.
08 — The details
Up close.
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Snooze mode: on.
Released whenever — first and not final
09 — Ready?
Keep scrolling
(or don't)
— The numbers, roughly
Weight212g
Laces0
Sizes"Yours"
Edition"∞ pairs"
Price$89 USD(or sofa change)
Est. at some point
— The story
We lost the mould.Found it in the sofa.
Every Sloffa is designed, cut and then left to rest. The mould is not destroyed. It's fine. It's having a sit.
Read the story →
Look 01 — sofa arm
Look 02 — hammock
Look 03 — coffee table
11 — The drop the flop
The store isalways open.
Time since you last did anything
12 — Word on the couch
Reviews, fromlying down.
"Put them on in March. Still sitting."
— a man, horizontally
"My alarm went off and I simply didn't."
— someone's flatmate
"Comfier than the sofa. I checked. For three hours."
— a dad, probably
"No laces is a lifestyle."
— a person mid-nap
"The box is a bed now. The cat agrees."
— a cat, allegedly
"Missed the drop. There wasn't one. Loved that."
— a reformed sneakerhead